var blogtitle = new Array(25);
var blogauthor = new Array(25);
var blogdate = new Array(25);
var blogcontent = new Array(25);

blogtitle[0]="Bloggin' Sloggin'";
blogauthor[0]="Katie";
blogdate[0]="January 13, 2008";
blogcontent[0]="Blogginggg is back on L4E. Huzzahhhh!<br /><br />KOL is killer.. GP.. is.. <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">not</span>.<br /><br />Cheers to a great Seahawks season (and Matthew's cuteness/hotness/charmlyness) and the randomness of this blog.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-8311113178359723658?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[1]="An Adventurers Is Us!";
blogauthor[1]="Stephen";
blogdate[1]="December 31, 2007";
blogcontent[1]="Well, as you can see by this post, I've finally fixed the blog.  The untimely demise of Dinky Bomb has left us pretty much in the dulldrums for the past few months... but that might be about to change!<br /><br />If you haven't already, go check out <a href=\"http://kingdomofloathing.com/\">Kingdom of Loathing</a>.  It's the wittiest game I have ever played, featuring lush, two-color stick figure graphics.  Seriously, this game is very fitting with our clan's sense of humor.  Based on the enthusiastic reactions I've been getting, this might be our long-awaited replacement for DB!  After you hit level 3, search out and apply for the Luzers 4 Eva!<br /><br />At any rate, it's inspired me to fix up the forum a bit and get the blog working again.  Before you all can post on it, I have to convert your accounts from Blogger to Google accounts... which will take a while... but once Toast is back from camp, hopefully we can knock it out.  So that \"New Post\" button should be back soon!  And the peasants rejoice!<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-2583727099139817558?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[2]="Welcome Axyl!";
blogauthor[2]="Stephen";
blogdate[2]="March 15, 2007";
blogcontent[2]="We're just on a rampage this month!  Welcome to our newest Luzer, Axyl.  That brings out active roster to 19, and helps us to maintain our lovely girl-to-guy ratio.  Great to have you Shelly!<br /><br />Well, I think that about makes up for going so long without any new members.  Our roster will probably be locked until the summer.  It's been a good month!<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-3123982819293439397?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[3]="Trogmergency";
blogauthor[3]="Stephen";
blogdate[3]="March 7, 2007";
blogcontent[3]="All Trogfans should see this ASAP.  This has been a test of the Trogmergency Broadcasting System.<br /><br /><a href=\"http://trogdordeathmetal.ytmnd.com/\">http://trogdordeathmetal.ytmnd.com/</a><div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117325839083879006?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[4]="Welcome Bond!";
blogauthor[4]="Stephen";
blogdate[4]="March 6, 2007";
blogcontent[4]="Well, Blaine's reign as newest member didn't last very long.  Welcome L4E_Bond!  It's nice to finally have some new blood.  Will secret potential member #3 get enough votes in her second poll?  Stay tuned!<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117322470591842776?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[5]="Welcome Blaine!";
blogauthor[5]="Stephen";
blogdate[5]="March 6, 2007";
blogcontent[5]="Blain is our first new addition since August, 2006, bringing our active roster to 17.  Welcome you steaming pile of L4E hawtness you!<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117321069682391932?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[6]="King";
blogauthor[6]="Bonyicecream";
blogdate[6]="February 17, 2007";
blogcontent[6]="I think that just might have been the best poem ever. In history.  So good I want to plagiarize it.   And sell it in a book called \"the book with the best poem ever written in it.\" <br /><br />Well, have fun with your ankle and wrist...<br />You know what they say, \"An apple a day keeps the doctor away*.\"<br /><br /><br /><br />*assuming you don't go and get yourself hurt.  That's also assuming you're not Chuck Norris, Samuel L. Jackson****,  a zombie, or a robot**.<br />** that is assuming you are not a physiologically correct android with artificial intelligence***.<br />*** For one of them, an apple a day will basically destroy your insides.<br />**** Samuel L. Jackson has had it with those Mother$%^&amp;ing doctors in that Mother#$%&amp;amp;ing doctor's office.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117167798467187148?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[7]="How I Got Injured";
blogauthor[7]="Stephen";
blogdate[7]="February 16, 2007";
blogcontent[7]="It was a cold, lonely night when I got into the fight<br />That dealt me the injuries you've seen.<br />Not long after nightfall I got into a brawl<br />With the three smelliest hobos you’ve ever seen.<br /><br />They made it clear outright that they wanted to fight;<br />The biggest one looked me in the eyes.<br />\"So,\" says, he with a smile full of glee,<br />\"Are you ready to meet your demise?\"<br /><br />\"Well,\" says I, with a gleam in my eye,<br />\"It's time you were put in your place!\"<br />So I swung with my fist and I shattered my wrist<br />On his cold iron robot face.<br /><br />These hobos three were also robots, you see,<br />I omitted that a moment ago.<br />But back to the fight on that cold lonely night,<br />I had one down and two left to go.<br /><br />Well the other two guys began to realize<br />That this was no time for words.<br />But rather than run or reach for a gun,<br />They unsheathed their Samurai swords.<br /><br />See these hobos few were ninjas too,<br />In case I left that part out.<br />And in the swashbuckling feud that promptly ensued,<br />I turned those jokers inside-out!<br /><br />Now I know Karate but sometimes everybody<br />Gets a little careless in the shuffle.<br />See I aimed one kick at his metal robot... uhh... groin<br />That's how I sprained my ankle.<br /><br />When you go home tonight, you can know its alright.<br />The streets are safe from the likes of those.<br />And in future days the bards will sing my praise,<br />For fending off the Robot Ninja Hobos.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117161416105081686?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[8]="Changes for WPH";
blogauthor[8]="Stephen";
blogdate[8]="January 31, 2007";
blogcontent[8]="This week Gregg will be moving the WPH forums over to the Atari website.  From what I understand, most of the WPH forums as we know them will stay in tact as a sub-area of the Atari forums, but there may be a few changes.<br /><br />Some people are afraid of this because they don't want to lose the close-knit-ness of the community, and I can understand that.  I'm afraid of that too, but several of the WPH mods have been exploring things at Atari, and from what I hear their community is pretty similar to ours... so I think we will fit together nicely.  The plus side is that WPH'ers will now be exposed to the games at Atari play and vice-versa, so now there are more games to explore and potentially more cool new people to meet in the lobbies.  So I think that, overall, this will be a good thing for us.<br /><br />If things do get more crowded in the DB lobbies, being a member of a clan will be more important than ever.  With a lot of new people coming in, the ratio of skill to score will go down, meaning that, in effect, we all become \"better\" players without actually improving our abilities.  The molotov shots you know now will be less known by the general public, so if you were just a low blue before, you might be a red now.  Also, with lots more people around, it is nice to have a community like a clan.  It's always easier to cope when there's people around that you know.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117023600701327625?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[9]="wrestling";
blogauthor[9]="Dev";
blogdate[9]="January 28, 2007";
blogcontent[9]="had my first match today for B4W.  ill post the link to the video soon<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-117002421421522833?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[10]="Bill Parcells has retired...";
blogauthor[10]="Duckie";
blogdate[10]="January 22, 2007";
blogcontent[10]="He was a damn good coach, and he JUST NOW got a good quarterback. But the way the media rides his butt down here in Big D, I can't blame him.<br /><br />Farewell.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116949236114547685?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[11]="saturday night";
blogauthor[11]="Dev";
blogdate[11]="January 6, 2007";
blogcontent[11]="cowboys > seahawks<br /><br />it will be a saturday celebration of romodon<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116806100443958494?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[12]="Saturday night...";
blogauthor[12]="Katie";
blogdate[12]="January 6, 2007";
blogcontent[12]="On Saturday night, I will be at Quest Field, getting curly fries thrown at me. I'm excited.<br /><br />Pretty much, Tony Romo will get his face slaughtered by Lofa Tatupu and all the girls will think he's ugly, even Carrie Underwood. Then, Bill Parcells will throw some magical dust on Matt Hassebeck by accident and he will grow hair like a normal man would. It'll be amazing, I will witness this all.<br /><br />Sorry Ash. I less than 3 [<3] you. =]<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116805060308473983?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[13]="Saturday night...";
blogauthor[13]="Duckie";
blogdate[13]="January 5, 2007";
blogcontent[13]="Katie's team (the Seattle Seahawks) will be demolished on their own field by none other... than the Dallas Cowboys.<br /><br />Tony Romo will get more girls...<br />And Matt Hasselbeck will lose more hair.<br /><br /><br />Sorry Katie.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116797825234115222?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[14]="L4E: Clan of the Year for 2006";
blogauthor[14]="Stephen";
blogdate[14]="January 2, 2007";
blogcontent[14]="This just in: L4E > UK and WWK.  Not that we didn't already know that.<br /><br /><img src=\"http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/9789/l4eclanoftheyear2006xt1.jpg\"/><br /><br />But serisouly, I am very pleased to see this poll work out so well, and greatful to everyone who voted for us.  It's been 3 years now, and L4E is still going strong.  We're still one of the most active clans in the lobby, and still a clan that lots of people are trying to get into.  I'm amazed at how well we have done, and I hope we continue to do even better in the next few years.  It's all because of our amazing members.  Without you guys, there would be no L4E, so thank you so much for making us the clan of the year 2006!<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116778190039315177?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[15]="Say dat one mo time!";
blogauthor[15]="Stephen";
blogdate[15]="December 21, 2006";
blogcontent[15]="Exactly three years ago today (yesterday , technically... but it's still night time)... DK and I got drunk on cheap champaign, made a few bad decisions, and well one thing led to another... and 9 months later (actually that very night) L4E was born!<br /><br />Today, Wednesday December 20th 2006, is the three year anniversary of the Luzers 4 Eva  It has been my distinct pleasure to be a part of this clan, truly the greatest clan ever to rock the Dinky Bomb lobbies.  We've had a lot of laughs these past three years, and some drama too, but it's all in fun.  I want to say a special thanks to everyone who has been a part of L4E.  I really do consider you all to be my friends.  Here's to three more years of rockin' it L4E style!<br /><br />Also, happy 18th to Summer!  She's legal now... heaven help us...<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116668899371473585?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[16]="Thanksgiving!";
blogauthor[16]="Monkey";
blogdate[16]="November 23, 2006";
blogcontent[16]="I got two days off from school for this, woooo<br /><br /><br />so happy thanksgiving everyoneeee<br /><br />(tomorrow) :P<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116424652414613427?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[17]="Attention:";
blogauthor[17]="Summer";
blogdate[17]="November 22, 2006";
blogcontent[17]="Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (5) comes out in theatres on July 13, 2007!!!!! just thought i'd let you kow incase you hadn't heard yet :-)<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116423073581121122?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[18]="I want to play with my Wii!";
blogauthor[18]="Stephen";
blogdate[18]="November 21, 2006";
blogcontent[18]="My friend who works at a video game store bought a Wii yesterday, right after it came out.  It came with Wii sports and he bought Zelda: Twilight Princess.<br /><br />My evaluation: very cool.  I'll admit that it wasn't totally 100% as cool as I had hoped, but that's because I had really high expectations.  The remote really does follow your movements well, and it can tell how you are holding it.  Wii sports comes with Tennis, Bowling, Boxing, Golf, etc... and you control your character akmost entirely by moving the remote(s).  For the example, in the boxing game you hold a controller in one hand and the extension in the other hand, and it detects with hand you are hitting with and what kind of punch you are throwing.  In the tennis game it swings the raquete when you swing the remote.  My favorite part is that the controller vibrates and makes noise according to what you are doing.  If you are playing tennis, the remove vibrates when you hit the ball and makes a 'boing' noise... feels very similar to holding a real raquete.  All in all, very intuitive, and I am impressed.<br /><br />Twilight Princess looks fun too.  There were about 5 of us all switching off, so I didn't get that much play time, but this weekend I will get plenty more.  The graphics are pretty, and the game still seems nice and simple (just the way I like Zelda).From what little I saw of the Twilight Princess (the character) this game could get really trippy and weird.  We shall see.<br /><br />My assessment so far: Wii rocks.  I might just be getting one this Christmas, thus breaking my long-honored tradition of never buying a system until it is 10 years old.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116410425200200014?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[19]="Borat";
blogauthor[19]="Bonyicecream";
blogdate[19]="November 6, 2006";
blogcontent[19]="Go see it.<br /><br />\"My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.\"<br /><br /><br />Score:<br />(Snakes on a plane<br />turned into a comedy<br />Plus Jackass)<br />Times 10.<br /><br />aka funniest movie I've seen in my life, loads of crude humor, but HILARIOUS nonetheless...(be warned there is one...sickening scene :O )<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-116278755382535337?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[20]="You'll Never Have to Think of Another Name Again...";
blogauthor[20]="Stephen";
blogdate[20]="September 22, 2006";
blogcontent[20]="Check out my Manly Name Generator:<br /><br /><a href=\"http://www.l4eclan.com/manlynames/\">http://www.l4eclan.com/manlynames/</a><br /><br />Yes... I was very bored.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-115890246468723600?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[21]="The world is ending!";
blogauthor[21]="Duckie";
blogdate[21]="September 19, 2006";
blogcontent[21]="Terrell Owens broke his hand! Now Ryan's two-bit girl teams are gonna win the SUPERBOWL!<br /><br /><br />By the way... I miss Decay.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-115870906648990981?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[22]="haircuttss";
blogauthor[22]="Summer";
blogdate[22]="September 10, 2006";
blogcontent[22]="ok forrix and pete, lets see some pics of these haircuts. ahora.<br /><br />mwahaha i figured out how to post in this thingy.<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-115786384321459593?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[23]="haircut";
blogauthor[23]="Forrix";
blogdate[23]="September 10, 2006";
blogcontent[23]="I got a haircut too. My school made me cut it...<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-115785579596854404?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";

blogtitle[24]="Haircuttttt";
blogauthor[24]="Monkey";
blogdate[24]="September 9, 2006";
blogcontent[24]="Getting my haircut todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19669778-115782895919542474?l=l4eblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>";